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Hello, my name is (FUNNY NAME FOR A HUMAN).You haven't heard from me before but allow me to tell as story about a (CREATURE, SINGULAR). You see I was raised in a (ADJECTIVE) town by the name of (FUNNY NAME FOR A TOWN). I went to (FUNNY NAME FOR A TOWN) high school and our mascot was a (CREATURE, SINGULAR), but buddy... let me tell you. (FUNNY NAME FOR A TOWN) isnt exactly known for an abundant population of (CREATURE, SINGULAR)+s LMAOOO. Anyways I graduated and moved accross the state to study (NOUN) at a tier 1 research university. It was my first semester and we had to disect a (CREATURE, SINGULAR), nothing new. we had a few (CREATURE, SINGULAR)+s at my highschool as "class pets" and whenever one died (usually once a school year) the AP Biology classes would disect it. But holy (explicative)... the (CREATURE, SINGULAR) i was disecting at uni had a stomach full of (NOUN). It smelled like (New NOUN), I swear to (NAME OF DEITY) I almost destroyed the the instructor with the power of (NOUN).